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I am good at coding, I am good in academics, I am good at problem-solving, my English is too good, my aptitude is good.
It is often said that college is the greatest time of one’s life. It gifts us with a bunch of memories.
APJ Abdul Kalam dreamed of Transforming the nation into a developed country, for integrated action to double the growth rate of GDP and realize the Vision of Developed India.” This year we lost the greatest star of our times to heart attack on 27th July 2015. Even though he is not with us in the flesh, let us make sure that he is there with us in our spirits. Let us make sure that when he watches us from the sky on 15th August 2020, he smiles to see his Vision2020 come to reality.
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Background Story: We are a placement consultancy & are always eager to partner with other recruitment firms to form business alliances which pose a win-win relationship for both of us. In this journey of ours to partner with other recruitment firms, we came across another recruitment firm. Let us call this firm HM. We approached HM with our requirement for a specific Job Opening & they agreed to work together. Their terms were to pay upfront & we did so.
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Business Analyst (Cross-Industry Coverage)
What lies ahead? What we are coming up with
In a conference that concluded at Abudhabi recently, Al-Qaeda’s board of directors unanimously decided to bring in more diversity in terms of non-muslim recruits. Obviously, MNS & Karni Sena are the happiest. This is taken as a very positive move towards growth and is believed to have been inspired from the Tata’s Diversity & Inclusion initiative. Meanwhile, Patels and Grujars have decided to join hands and asked for an 8.33% reservation in Al-Qaeda. The Al-Qaeda chief also agreed that it would be wise to hire engineers which can come at better ROIs due to widespread unemployment amongst them. Moreover, he also looked positive in raising the 341st round of funding to burn cash faster than some of the biggest names of the Indian start-up sector. He also added that growing religious hatred ahead of the UP and Punjab elections is heralding the Ache Din for its plan to disrupt growth in India.
About our Work-culture: We are a very young team with dreams. We are a flat organization and fresh ideas of destruction are always welcome. Although, we are a target driven workforce; we provide flexibility in terms of cross-functional deputation to help in the all-round development of individuals. Emotions are at the core of our operations and we provide for an annual family (all expenses paid) foreign trip to a location of our choice in the Middle-east.
An experience to have worked in the cultural team of your College fests would be a huge plus. This helps us to utilize your expertise for creating non-required protests and bringing national growth at our mercy. If you have to lead a team of blind followers based on caste, geography, demography, Qaeda, or language, Search no more !! Here’s your dream Job
Disclaimer: The above articles is a satire and should not be taken in the literal sense

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